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  • Listening to: RENT
  • Reading: Random Stuff
  • Watching: The Big Bang Theory
  • Playing: Bloons
  • Eating: Everything
  • Drinking: Everything
1. Name: Jay
2. Nickname(s): Midnight
3. Birthday: July 27
4. That makes you: Leo
5. Where were you born: Edison
6. Location right now: Home
7. Shoe size: 12
8. How many piercings?: LOL
9. Tattoos?:None
10. When you wake up you're: Awake
11. When your about to sleep you're: Tired
12. Zodiac sign: Leo
13. Chinese sign: Ox
14. Righty or Lefty: Righty
15. Innie or Outie: Innie
16. School: SHS

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: Somewhat Jewish, White
18. Hair colour: REALLY REALLY DARK BROWN
20. Weight: around 140
21. Height: 5'10''
22. Braces? Not anymore
23. Glasses? Sometimes, otherwise contacts

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? No
25. If so, who? No
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? No one at the moment
27. Who has a crush on you? LOL FUNNY
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? No
29. Who was your first kiss: Gemma (we don't talk about her)
30. Who was your last kiss: See 29
31. Are you a virgin? Yeah
32. Ever had a threesome before? No
33. NQ- Every been swarmed by ladybugs?: No
34. Have you ever been in love? No
35. Broken any hearts? Ehh kinda
36. Got your heart broken?  Ehh kinda
37. Ever liked a friend? Yesh
38. What happened? Ask her. She knows who she is

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in? 2.5
40. How many were serious enough to count: 1
41. Who were those serious ones: Gemma
42. NQ- Who used to be your best friend: RJ
43. What made them different: IDK
44. What happened: Went to different schools, turned stoner
45. Best boy/girlfriend: Gemma
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: Gemma
47. Ever been kissed: Yes
48. Who do you want back: None
49. Who do you regret: None
50. Why?: None

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: Anything from RENT
52. Movie: Shawshank Redemption
53. Food: Peanut Butter
54. Drink: Sparkling water
55. Store: Internet
56. Television show: SNL
57. Holiday: Christmas
58. Book: To Kill a Mockingbird
59. Ice cream: Mint
60. Sweets: Sour Patch Kids
61. Crisps: Pretzels
62. Type of music: All but rap
63. Artist: :iconcelestialdrake:
64. Word: Most of them
65. Time of day: When school ends
66. Dressing: Italian
67. Alcoholic drink: None
68. Colour(s): Black, White, Gray
69. Piece of clothing: Bra. Just kidding. They are clothes. Who gives a fuck?
70. Character: IDK
71. Smell: Weed. No. IDK
72. Shampoo: the kind for dogs
73. Soap: Dove
74. Smiley:  :-----------------)
75. Board game: Clue or Monopoly
76. Sport: No
77. Number: 7
78. Quote: All of TKAM
79. Animal: All except spiders and snakes
80. Actor: The good ones that do Meisner
82. Vegetable: Onion maybe
83. Fruit: Watermelon
84. Place to be: On stage
85. Thing in your room: Bed
86. Gum: 5 gum
87. Shape: Circle
88. Country: USA
89. Mall: IDK
90. Car: The electric cars
91. Boy's name: IDK
92. Girl's name: IDK
93. Family member: MOMMY
94. Restaurant: Vinnie's
95. Movie place: The movie theater
96. Person to go to the movies with: Friends
97. Noise: Music
98. Brand of shoe: Sneakers in general
99. Brand of clothing: The kind that you wear
100. Body part of a chicken: Wings
101. Swear word: FUCK
102. Month: July
103. Possession: Voice
104. Team: LOL NO
105. Season: Summer
106. Radio station: IDK
107. Magazine: IDK
108. Favourite grade: 9-10
109. Least favourite grade: 6-8
110. Teacher: Rettew, Forsyth, Glick, Michels, Wahba, Tucker, Strunk, Ball, Conklin, Gorzynski, McInerney, Drake, Ollio, Did I mention Gorzynski?
111. Least favourite teacher: Finkenaur, Gionta, Pereira, Bond, Okmis
112. Subject: English, History, Music, Art
113. Subject to talk about: English, History, Music, Art

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: My mom
115. Who's your dad?: My dad
116. Any step-parents?: No
117. Any brothers?: No
118. Any Sisters?: No
120. Coolest: Mom
121. Loudest: Dad
122. Best relative: Uncle Russell, both my Grandmothers
123. Worse relative: My cousins on my mom's side
124. Do you get along with your parents? Yes-ish
125. With your siblings? ...
126. Does anyone understand you? Somewhat
127. Do you have any pets?:  Yes
128. If so, what kind and name? 2 Dogs Nala and Sandy. Kallie died
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: ...

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? Yes
132. Did you drop out?: No
133. Your current GPA: 96-97. Basically 3.9
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: Bring
135. ABC's?: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
136. Favorite class: Choir
137. Play any sports at school?: No
138. Are you popular? HAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Fuck no
139. Favourite memory: Too many
140. Most humiliating moment: IDK
141. Most funniest moment: Too many
142. Most scared moment: Play auditions. I GOT IN, BITCH

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: Nuggets
146. Dog: <3
147. Christina Aguilera: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY
148. Ricky Martin: He's gay, right?
149. 50 cent: Shit
150. Poop: toilet
151. Beach: Relax
152. Desert: Die
153. Water: cold
154. Osama: Obama, no jk, bin Laden
155. Love: Music
156. Your little brother: Don't have one
157. Butt: Face
158. Clowns: Pedo
159. Wonder: land
16o. Brown: Turkey
161. Banana: phone
162. Sex: Jokes
163. Parents: older than me
164. Homosexuals: Nice people
165. God: Real

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: Yes
167. Heaven: Yes
168. Devil: Yes
169. Hell: Yes
170: Boogy man: NO
171. Closet Monsters: No
172. Fortune tellings: Meh
173. Magic: Meh
174. Love at first sight: MEH
175. Ghosts: Yes
176. Voo-doo dolls: No
177. Reincarnation: IDK
178. Yourself: Somewhat


Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: No
180. Do drugs: No
181. Drink alcohol: No
182. Cuss: No I don't fucking cuss, asswipe
183. Sing in the shower: All the time
184. Like school: Meh
185. Want to get married: IDK
186. Type with all of your fingers: Yeah
187. Think you're attractive: No
188. Drink and drive: No
189. Snore: IDK
190. Sleep walk: Sometimes
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: No

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: No
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: No
194. Told that person how you felt: No
195. Been arrested: No
196. Gone to jail or juve: No
197. Skateboarded: Not well
198. Skinny dipped: It's called bathing
199. Rock climbed: Yes
200. Killed someone: In video games
201. Watched porn: No
202. Gone on a road trip: Somewhat
203. Went out of the country: No
204. Talked back to an adult: Fuck yes
205. Broken a law: Yes
206. Got pulled over: No
208: Cried to get out of trouble: Not really
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: Probably
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: No
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: No
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: No
213. Moon someone: No
214. Shop-lifted: No
215. Worked at McDonald's: No
216. Eaten a dog: I'm white
217. Give money to a homeless person: No
218. Glued your hand to yourself:  No
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: No
220. Had a one night stand: No
221. Smoked: No
222. Done drugs: No
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: No
224. Slap someone for being stupid: Maybe
225. Had cyber sex: No
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: No
227. Caught someone doing something: IDK
228. Played a game that removes clothing: No
229. Cried during a movie: Yes
230. Cried over someone: Yes
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: No
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: No
233. Ran away from home: No
234. Cheated on a test: No


Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: No
236. Sky dive: No
237. Swim with dolphins: Yes
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: No
239. Try to be the opposite sex: No
240. Lie to the police: No
241. Run from the police: No
242. Lie to your parents: IDK
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: No
244. Be an exotic dancer: Totally
245. NQ- Kill the president: No

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: LOL NO
247. Loud: YESSSSS
248. Nice: IT DEPENDS
249: Outgoing: LSJKDAGALDSJGHAOSDGLHASNGASUGBANSF,HASGLF
250: Quiet: No
251. Mean: Not usually
252. Emotional: Yes
253. Sensitive: Yes
254. Gay: No
255. Strong: No
256. Weak: No
257. Caring: Yes
258. Dangerous: Yes
259. Crazy: Yes
260. Spontaneous: Yes
261. Funny: Yes
262. Sweet: Yes
263. Sharing: Yes
264. Responsible: Yes ish
265. Trustworthy: Yeah
266. Open-minded: Yeah
267. Creative: Yeah
268. Cute: No
269. Slick: No
270. Smart: Yes
271. Dumb: LOL
272. Evil: Not really
273. Ghetto: FO SHIZZLE MO FOS
274. Classy:  No
275. Photogenic: No
276. Dependable: Yes
277. Greedy: ehh
278. Ugly: No
279. Messy: Yes
280. Neat: No
281. Perverted: Some days
282. Silly: Yes
283. A B****: Totes
284. A Good Listener: Yes
285. A Fighter: No
286. A Party Animal: No
287. A Game Freak: Yes
288. A Computer Freak: Yes

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: Famous actor
290. Dream house: Mansion
291. Husband/Wife: Sure
292. Kids: Sure
293. Names: Thing one and thing 2
294. Pets: Yes
295. Car: Sure
296. Age you would want to get married: 30
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: IDK
298. Honeymoon: IDK

Section Fifteen: Your friends

299. Best friend: Paige :iconcelestialdrake:
300. Known the longest: Patrick
301. Craziest: Paige
302. Loudest: ALL OF THEM
303. Shyest: Matt
304. Best hair: IDK
305. Best eyes: IDK
306. Best body: Grace
307. Most Athletic: IDK
308. Hot-Tempered: IDK
309. Most impatient: Grace
310. Shortest: IDK
311. Tallest: Patrick
312. Skinniest: Kinsey
313. Best singer: Brandon and Kinsey and ME
314. Funniest: Maggie or Paige
315. Can always make you laugh: Paige
316. Wish you talked to more: All
317. Wish you saw more: All
318. Who drives you insane after a while: Grace
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: Paige
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': No
321. Whose always been there when you need them: Paige, Grace, Patrick
322. Who is like your family: Paige, Grace, Patrick
323. How many friends do you have?: Depends
324. How many are really close? 3-5

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: Pretzel m'ms
326. Thing you drank: Sparkling water
327. Thing you wore: Clothes
328. Thing you did:  Breathed
329. Place you went: Outside
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: My dick lol no
331. Person you saw: Mom
332. Person you hugged: Mom
333. Person you kissed: Mom
334. NQ- Person you beat to a juicy pulp:... No comment
335. Person you talked to online: :iconcelestialdrake:
336. Person you talked to on the phone: Mom
337. Song you heard: The Music of the Night
338. Show you saw: Les Mis
339. Time you fought with your parents: Probably a few hours
340. Time you fought with a friend: IDK
341. Words you said: Okay

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: None
344. What are you drinking: None
345. What are you thinking:How long is this survey
346. What are you wearing: clothes
347. What are you doing: Sitting
349. Hair: Messy
350. Mood: Tired
351. Listening to: Nothing
352. Talking to anyone: No
353. Watching anything: No

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: No
355. Are you a carnivore: Omnivore
356. Are you heterosexual: Meh more like I don't care about genders and I will like who I like but it's always a girl so yes isn
357. Do you like penguins: Yes
358. Do you write poetry: Sometimes
359. Do you see stupid people: EVERYWHERE
360. You + Me: WTF
361. Do you like the Osbournes: Who?
362. Can you see flying pigs: No
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: No
364. Are you from Afghanistan: Sure, lets go with that
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: Meh
366. Are you a zombie: During midterms and finals
367. Am i annoying you: Yes
368. Do you bite your nails: Sometimes
369. Can you cross your eyes: Yes
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: No
371. Have you touched someone's private part: No

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: Summer
373. Spring or Autumn: Spring
374. Shakira or Britney: Shakira
375. MTV or VH1: VH1
376. Black or White: Black
377. Yellow or Pink: Yellow
378. Football or Basketball: Basketball
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Phone
380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil
381. Cold or Hot: Hot
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Neither
383. Inside or Outside: Outside sometimes
384. Weed or Alcohol: Weed totally brah
385. Coke or Pepsi: Cocaine
386. Tape or Glue: Tape
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: McDonalds

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: It's cool
389. About boy bands: URGGGGG  NO
390. About suicide: Bad/sad
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: STAPH
392. About teen pregnancy: Whores
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: IDK
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: IDK
395. About gay men: Don't see what the problem with them is. THEY R FABULOUS

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: Yes. DeviantART
397. Current weather right now: Dark
398. Current time:  8:25
399. Any shout outs: :iconcelestialdrake: the only one who will probably see this
400. Last thoughts: THE GAME

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